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Mock Interview With Obama

 
 
BK:  Thank you for coming Mr. Obama; and hope all is well with you and in your family.
 
Obama:  You are welcome; thank you for inviting me; yes me and my family are well.  Thank you for asking.
 
BK: Let's go right to it.  Have you ever advocated the violent overthrow of the American government?
 
Obama: No.
 
BK: Have you ever been a member of the Weather Underground?
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK: Have you ever blown up any police stations?
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK: Have you ever blown up the Pentagon?
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK: Have you ever been a member of the Black Panthers?
 
Obama: No.
 
BK: Have you ever been a member of Farrakhan's Nation of Islam?
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK:  Have you ever been a Communist?
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK: Have you ever sworn allegiance to China or Russia or Cuba or Venezuela?
 
Obama:  No, no, no, and no.
 
BK: Have you ever run guns?
 
Obama: No.
 
BK: Have you ever been associated with violent gangs?
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK: Have you ever robbed a white lady or black lady?
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK: Do you believe in gangster rap or the thug life?
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK: Do you have any illegitimate babies?
 
Obama: No.
 
BK: Have you ever been charged with a crime?
 
Obama: No.
 
BK: Have you ever said that America invented Aids to infect black people?
 
Obama: No.
 
BK: Did you ever say that America is run by rich white people?
 
Obama:  No.  It is self evident that America is a corporatist society.  Even conservatives say that.  There is no need to say anything else.
 
BK: Did you ever say that Hillary has never been called the N-word.
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK: Have you ever ambushed a white person?
 
Obama: No.
 
BK:  Have you ever burned a cross in someone's yard?
 
Obama: No.
 
BK:  Have you ever bombed four little girls in their church?
 
Obama:  No, I've never bombed anyone, in or out of church.
 
BK: Have you ever stood in the school house door to prevent white kids from going to school?
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK: Have you ever authorized anyone to bomb the World Trade Center?
 
Obama:  No.
 
BK: Have you ever authorized anyone to fly planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon?
 
Obama: No.
 
BK: Are you a member of Al Qaeda?
 
Obama: No.
 
BK: Have you ever conspired with any organization against the United States?
 
Obama: No
 
BK: Seems like a pretty good record to me; so why are people trying to tie you to Wright and Farrakhan?
 
Obama: People like Hannity and others need to tear someone down inorder to make themselves feel important.  It's a sickness that they have.  We should send up a prayer for them.
 
BK:  Thank you for appearing with us Mr. Obama.
 
Obama:  You are welcome.  Good to be here.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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